One more thing to worry about...

I like to think that all the hours I have spent researching illnesses and symptoms online are far superior to the time I would have needed to dedicate to a medical degree, and therefore, believe that some prestigious university should bestow upon me an honorary medical license, and, who knows, maybe invite me in as a guest lecturer from time to time...

But it turns out that there is a disease that I was thus far unaware of. I just read this, which caused me to search for more information, which led me to this... and somehow to this, which caused me to do this! And then I took two of these and some of this and checked myself over for any suspicious bumps or growths. For the fourth time today.

The good news is that I think that, in my expert opinion, I am free from Merkel Cell Cancer.

The bad news? I think I may, just may, be coming down with a case of this.